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If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

Andrew’s smile in this scene could create world peace

(Source: notgoodwolf)









I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard


when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

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I’m sorry I had to 


8x02 vs. 8x10

#parallels #dean’s so lazy #its great #he used to come up with elaborate distractions #now he’s just like hi #and the demons probably all recognize him from hell #and so they just stand there and think ‘fuck i’m dead’ #because its dean motherfucking winchester #and they know where dean is sam’s not far #and they’ve probably heard stories of sam in hell

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7 hours ago with 3,206 notes
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Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire, through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought, and a whole, terrible, wonderful universe of impossibilities.
You see these eyes? They're old eyes...

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah (via ask-pauli-amorous)

Eat THAT, hormone-snipers!

(via tamorapierce)

Testosterone levels are also higher (which is why you get more our of your workout when you do so during your period) so lol we handle assholes like you all the time and y’all can’t handle us and a little blood.

(via politicalsexkitten)

Dean Winchester + being an adorable lil cupcake ❣◕ ‿ ◕❣

8 hours ago with 2,719 notes
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There’s this show I saw where a prison guard fucks a prisoner."
“I know, it’s called Les Miserables.

—Louis and I. (via tevia-porgie)
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Les Mis 69 min challenge, day 3: your fav pairing

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When he had so unexpectedly encountered Jean Valjean on the edge of the river, his feelings had been partly those of a wolf catching it’s prey and partly those of a dog finding it’s master.

Les Miserables book 4

Javert u gay

(via actual-jewish-magical-girl)

A benevolent evil doer, a man who returned good for evil, a man to the angels—Javert was forced to admit this monstrosity could exist.

“‘Angel!’ Marius said: the word that never wears out, the one most often used by lovers….”

—COME ON WHAT THE HELL (via actual-jewish-magical-girl)


Have you come to witness the end of your universe?


di grumpy cat [25/?]

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